P: Well, Machina is 'machine', but what is Panepistemonica?
M: You know Pan? He pissed on Monica.
P: And Monica retaliated by making Pan omniscient?
M: Yes, long before converting St Augustine.
P: And Leibniz tried to take out a patent on Pan's machine?
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oh dear, I always thought that theology had something to do with the invention of the wheel by Theo. You remember how Theo used to roll heavy objects around on a log, and then invented the wheel, which for awhile his friends used to refer as 'that Theo log-y thing'.
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