06 July 2016

Machina Panepistemonica

M: What is a Machina Panepistemonica?

P: Well, Machina is 'machine', but what is Panepistemonica?

M: You know Pan? He pissed on Monica.

P: And Monica retaliated by making Pan omniscient?

M: Yes, long before converting St Augustine.

P: And Leibniz tried to take out a patent on Pan's machine?

See also:

Turing's cyberworld of timelessly copulating bit-strings

1 comment:

  1. oh dear, I always thought that theology had something to do with the invention of the wheel by Theo. You remember how Theo used to roll heavy objects around on a log, and then invented the wheel, which for awhile his friends used to refer as 'that Theo log-y thing'.